Dumb Laws By Malachi Booker
Oregon
Here are some more dumb laws.
1. One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.
2. Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.

3. In Eugene, it is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays.
4. In Eugene, juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.

Marion
5. In Marion, you cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.

Myrtle Creek
6. In Myrtle Creek, one may not box with a kangaroo.

Portland
7. People may not whistle underwater.
8. You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.
9. It’s against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink.
10. Trucks may not be parked on the street.

Salem
11. Women may not wrestle.

Springfield
12. It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet.

New Mexico
1. Idiots may not vote.

Las Cruces
2. You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.

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