Dumb Laws 1

Today I will be talking about dumb laws in states and cities in the United States.



  1. Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
  2. You may not fish on a camel’s back.
  3. It is Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighingless than fifty pounds.
  4. Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back.
  5. In Pocatello, a person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.



  1. It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is.
  2. Private citizens may personally arrest any person that disturbs a church service.
  3. It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.


  1. Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
  2. Oklahomawill not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.
  3. It is illegal to wear yourboots to bed.
  4. Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car.
  5. People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
  6. If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
  7. Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.
  8. You may not open asoda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
  9. Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.
  10. One’s mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.



  1. It is illegal to hang “obstructions” form the rear view mirror, including fuzzy dice, air fresheners, GPS units, etc.
  2. You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.

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