Today I will be talking about dumb laws in states and cities in the United States.
- Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
- You may not fish on a camel’s back.
- It is Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighingless than fifty pounds.
- Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back.
- In Pocatello, a person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.
- It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is.
- Private citizens may personally arrest any person that disturbs a church service.
- It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.
- Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
- Oklahomawill not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.
- It is illegal to wear yourboots to bed.
- Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car.
- People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
- If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
- Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.
- You may not open asoda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
- Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.
- One’s mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.
- It is illegal to hang “obstructions” form the rear view mirror, including fuzzy dice, air fresheners, GPS units, etc.
- You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.